Friday, October 31, 2008

I got lucky on turn - then of course


It happens.. You got lucky.

Why is it that hands like this do not ever seem to hold? It's like the software PUNISHES you for a bad move or something?

Is it really bad to see the turn?

I mean - In many hands I have this on the turn and they should fold or LOSE.. but they never seem to lose.

MAN.. It gets so old.

Spade club has a lot of Omaha Hi games..

Here in this game - I have the DRAW but the dude in the Santa garb got me with quad J's

Anything is possible in poker.

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

A $1 Trial Offer! MEET BIGGIESMALLS "me" on SPADE CLUB POKER


Yo.. that's me! "Biggiesmalls" - Sitting there with trips and calling the MOVE by AJ on the FLOP. On a site called SPADE CLUB..

Nice for me huh with the little SET and a guy making a JAM move to crush BIGGIE SMALLS HERE?

Tonight - I'm taking a look at this site... A chance at some major money FOR not a LOT invested (this I need right now)

PEACE OF MIND.

I just can't get it out of my head that I'm not being ripped OF by online MONEY/POKER sites.. at least with SPADECLUB - Any major loss is NO more than the average cost to see the flop in my old POT limit games...

(Thats me in the game above holding "22" - Don't you love it when you hit the small pair SET)

Gerry at work today HANDED me the screen name!.. I actually had something else typed in.. "Icanbeadick" - I had to get up from my computer and walk away before hitting SEND..(I was at work remember) As I did walk away - This guy Gerry bumbs into me and says - "HEY! Biggiesmalls" (with a ball busting smile)

BOOM! (A screen name is born)

THATS IT!!!! (I hate picking out screen names and TRUTH - I never liked mine...)
"BigTIME loser" on FULL TILT is really NOT me at all -

Truth is.. Biggie Smalls was really the only rapper I liked.. (maybe I should have actually tried to listen to others..hmmm) I'm a ROCK man.. What can I say.

I used to LOVE hearing that song.. YOU KNOW IT? "There's going to be some slow singing and some flower bringing..... etc etc.. etc.." (YOU KNOW THIS SONG RIGHT???)

Well - It's ONE screen name that FITS Me... (except I'm not black) I am BIG however.. and I was born in Brooklyn NY. (Close enough)

I'm Big enough to be thinking about weight loss surgery. (thats another post)

Anyways.. Figured I'd let you know THIS screen name too.. COME PLAY ME... (It's only a BUCK trial) What do we have to lose..

Biggie! If you an see me from up in heaven! I enjoy your music.

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

SNOW DAY! Time for some poker.


Ok - so I'm giving Full Tilt a major break - and NOW.. sitting with my $100 here... Hmmmm Where to play?

Northeast east PA got whacked by a good 12" plus snow storm.. Nice! Not for me of cousre - I hate snow.. and I hate winter...

It would be SO much easier if there was a good local game...

I'd love to hear from players that visit us here.. Especially the ones that are winning more than losing and Oh.. cashing out 500 - 1500 a month plus?

Many of my friends report NEVER cashing out... and I myself - Have done it - but LIVE play payouts KILL my online %'s...


Reefer anyone?

Saturday, October 25, 2008

ONLINE GAMBLING SCAMS - From site.. http://cardshark.us/online_gambling_frs.shtml

ONLINE GAMBLING SCAMS


http://cardshark.us/online_gambling_frs.shtml - for the REST Of the article below.. (It's nice to see I'm not the ONLY one that KNOWS the truth...)


The issue that we really want to address in this chapter is the security of online gambling, or better say, the flaws in online gambling security. We want to closely examine the possibilities of internet gambling scams and weed-out the facts from the myths. There is in fact a lot of misinformation going around and, as usual, most people tend to believe the false information.
This chapter is somewhat different from the rest of the materials on this site, for the simple fact that it deals with online gambling. The online gambling cheat is not necessarily a card cheat, or even a gambler. The virtual world where online gambling takes place is the home of computer hackers and online thieves. A card cheat who tries to apply his skills to cheat on an online poker site may attempt a collusion scam. But a computer hacker may instead try to come-up with a piece of software that will funnel the gains into some untraceable virtual account.

The introduction of the internet undoubtedly brought many benefits to our lives, mostly the convenience of sharing information and publishing content and having it all available 24/7. But any new advancement in technology also immediately brings a rebirth of the usual vices, without which the human race seems to be unable to exist. Right at the top of the list we can find the usual two vices. The first one is pornography, world's oldest profession, and the second one is gambling, which must be world's second oldest profession. We'll skip the first one and take a closer look at gambling. And of course, the world has not drastically changed, just because we've entered the internet age. We already know that wherever there is gambling, there is also cheating. Always! Let's keep that in mind, shall we?



While online sex may be very safe, due to the fact that there is no physical contact, online gambling is the other way around. Due to the fact that you as a player cannot possibly see how the transactions are conducted, and due to the fact that you are still betting real money, one would be well-advised to consider all the possibilities before jumping into the pool with all their cash. First of all, the fact that the virtual casino floor appears on your computer screen is just an illusion that the online casino is at arm's reach. In reality, however, online casinos are usually located in very inconvenient locations, in different countries. The fact that their games appear only on your computer screen does not change the fact that somewhere in the world there is still an actual land-based server that runs the whole online gambling operation.

The difference between a land-based casino and an internet server (which is still land-based, somewhere) is that you don't really know where the server is. If the owner of a land-based casino has to run for his life he will have to leave a very expensive hotel, attached to a casino, right where it had been built. But if the owner of an online casino has to skip town, on short notice, he can just quickly pack up his server and throw it into the trunk of his car, and hit the road. How many degenerate gamblers do you think consider these facts before opening up an online gambling account and start pouring their money into it? And in the process give out all their personal information to some illegal online enterprise (not to mention that they link the online casino into their bank accounts; after all the casino will needs this link to make speedy deposits).

So far, I've only taken the trouble to hint at some facts that most people never bother considering. Or even if some consider some of these facts, most of them quickly become accustomed to the new online gambling environment and soon don't worry about it any more. After all, everything seems to be working just fine.

Now that I'm done hinting, let's talk about specific issues.



Do Gambling Sites Cheat?

One of the easiest way to cheat at online gambling is to run a gambling site and cheat the customers. Before you start rolling your eyes and call me an idiot, and tell me that this would never be done, let me say that this kind of scam is just the online equivalent of running a rigged gambling operation in a land-based casino or card room. And that, I know for a fact, is done on regular basis. In fact, according to many historians, early (land-based) poker games used to be very similar to the three-card-monte scams we know today. Most of the early poker games were in fact just scams. At the time of this writing, we live in the era of early, highly unregulated, and illegal online gambling. Historically speaking, every time some new form of gambling took place in a new venue, most of the games were rigged. This has been the case in the early years of poker, this has been the case in the early years of riverboat gambling, this has been the case in the early years of faro game, this has been the case in the early years of Las Vegas, and the list goes on and on... During all of those times there were many skeptics that refused to believe the games were rigged. Those skeptics have been written-down in history books as "the suckers." Those are undisputable, historically-documented facts. And now, we are in fact in the infantile age of online gambling. Why don't we keep those facts in mind while we continue our discussion.

Today's skeptics will tell you that poker sites make so much money, legitimately, that it would be crazy for them to cheat their own players. This reasoning makes so much sense, I almost agree with it. I did say, almost, though.

First of all, the poker sites are not making all their money legitimately. At the time of this writing they are in fact breaking many laws. But some will still say that they are making so much money it would be idiotic for them to cheat their players. Well, ever heard of greed?

Let me share a true story with you. One of my clients is a casino owner, somewhere in Europe. I will not say where, exactly. He has so much money I truly believe his personal bank account may be bigger that the average national budget of the average third-world country. I say that without the slightest exaggeration. In the course of one conversation with him, he was telling me how much money he could make by implementing certain strategies that would offer him bigger returns, if you know what I mean. I had actually come to discuss some legitimate business and I just had to shake my head when he said that. I asked him flat out why he needed more money. He answered my question with an analogy: "When you get to #### a lot of women, do you ever come to the point when you say to yourself that you finally had enough? Do you ever say to yourself that as of this moment you finally #### enough of them, so from now on you don't need to #### any more?" That was his reply. I know he would have a blast reading this but he knows very well that I can't credit him for his quote.

Let's go back to the issue of money. Have you ever heard of people that have a lot of money, and still what more? Do you think such people exist, or do you think such people are just mythical creatures, like dragons and unicorns? I think we all know that the issue is not if they need more money, they just want more money. In fact, my client is not an exception to the rule. An exception would be a rich guy that doesn't want more money. I think you'd have better chances finding a unicorn in the forest than ever finding a rich guy that doesn't want more money. If you don't believe any of that, then you have no business reading the rest of this text.



To say that poker sites would not cheat their customers is the same as saying that land-based casinos would not cheat theirs. I can tell you for a fact that there are many casinos that in fact cheat their customers. You may have trouble finding such casinos on the Las Vegas Strip, but there are plenty of other casinos outside of Vegas, and in other countries, where cheating is common practice. Those are usually small joints, usually illegal, where procedures are not strictly regulated by some governing authority. Crooked casinos are commonly called bustout joints.

Bustout joint are often fly-by-night operations, or just doing business under the radars, and in constant fear of being shut down or somewhat forced to terminate. Many of them even move around. They have every good reason to want to maximize their profits while it all lasts. I have personally met three-card-monte hustlers that work in such casinos, yes, as bustout dealers. What do those bustout joints and online poker rooms have in common?

For one, online poker rooms are either flat-out illegal, or operating at the edge of the law. They are in a sense also fly-by-night operations that could be pushed out of business, at any time, either by some governing authority or by a powerful corporate competitor. It is just a matter of time when big corporations will tap into that market. And when they do, they will do it like they've always done it. They come in and crush all their competition (such as small-business owners) and create a monopoly. In the long run, online entrepreneurs have very little chance against corporate bullies. Corporations took over Las Vegas - one day they will take over internet gambling.

With all this in mind, would online poker sites have any reason to cheat their customers?

First, do they have the means to do it? Of course. They are the ones who distribute all the cards, without any supervision form any governing authority. They can see everyone's hole cards and they can "stack the deck" by distributing whatever cards they want in whatever order they want. Who would ever know?

Second, do they have a motive? Yes. Money, and more money. And not to mention, money. And as we've already discussed, they also have reason to believe that they may be shut-down, some day. Why not take all they can, while they can?

And lastly, do they have opportunity? They can jump into any game, at any time they want. What better opportunity than that?



Online gambling sites could cheat in any number of ways. They could be set up as bustout joints. As they grow bigger, they need more employees to maintain their servers. We cannot dismiss the possibility that a crooked employee could be in business for himself, secretly setting up a small piece of software to send hole-card information to another server, somewhere far away in deep cyber space. The possibilities are endless and I am sure there are many people out there trying to figure out how to take some of that money that gets tossed around on those poker sites.

At the time of this writing, I have absolutely no factual information that any specific poker sites do in fact perpetrate any of the scams I've described above. I only know for a fact, like we all do, that a certain percentage of our population is comprised by crooks. Crooks can be found in every business. It would be ludicrous, or at least a bit naive, to think that poker sites are, for some reason, free of crooks, con men and thieves. But of course, it would be as ludicrous to claim that there are no square poker games anywhere on the net. The question is, how can we tell apart the crooked ones form the square ones? They all look the same on the computer screen.

For the time being it is just fair to say that the question if gambling sites cheat their players is subject of much debate and speculation. We don't really know for sure who, what, how, if, or when. But to dismiss the possibility, based on pure logical conclusions, is just naive.



Do Online Players Cheat?

Yes.

Friday, October 24, 2008

Photography day...

This day is special...

I'm back in my studio shooting again.. First time I had 3 or more sessions in ONE day.. Back before I got ill - I would shoot 5 - 10 a day.

It's a start - it just plain feels good to be shooting again...

(All this... and I'm working with a mother of a cold)

Maybe I'll get to POKER later tonight.. but for now - I'm injoying a NON poker (moment) day. I'm typing this POST in-between sessions...

Hope the cards are fying good for all...

Let me know ANY good hands OR stories..

Thursday, October 23, 2008

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Smoking and POKER


They go hand in hand OR they did for years. But you know guys and dolls, maybe it needs to change.

Now, before you go all DON'T GET IN MY FACE ABOUT MY SMOKING TOM... Just think about it..

Yeah - You smoke. So what. It's clear it not good for you and it's CLEAR and FAIR.. that anyone NOT A SMOKER should have the RIGHT to cleaner air.

It's an easy fix. Sit you ass in a glass room FILLED with smoke like the ones I remember seeing at the VEGAS airport over the years..

There is NO ONE going to SWALLOW the lame "It's YOUR right" to smoke RANTS. As soon as that smoke enters OUR (non smokers) airspace from "YOUR CHRONIC PUFFING/SMOKE." WE HAVE A PROBLEM.

How else do we FIX this dear smokers?

It's a pickle.

But how about that - MAYBE we don't have a problem. Maybe the BOOBS that run things for ALL getting something right for a change. Maybe you are just clinging to a past that was JUST WRONG. Plus - most of you agree that you wish you never started smoking to begin with... (How about that)

You wish you never started - but have a problem with NON SMOKERS making a gripe.

Not right... NOttttttt RIGHHTTTTTTT. (shaking head)

I'm a little pissed about this topic as OVER the years I was pretty much MADE to sit in poker games both in casinos and back rooms with TOO MUCH SMOKE. Yes - it hurts non smokers. It's such a stupid - stupid debate to even have to talk over.

Smokers know this too.. (They are addicted - period) Go ahead SMOKERS.. NOD YOUR HEAD - I'M not usually sure I'm right - but in this case - and with the backing of many of my smoking friends... I'm as close to being "right" as possible.

I'm 41 - and I have a major problem with one of my lungs...

huh.

I never smoked - but yet REALLY - I did.

It's funny to watch people try and SELL complete BULL CRAP on this issue. If anyone thinks I'm wrong - Come visit me when I'm burning my camp fires and you can show me how BREATHING SMOKE is NORMAL and what humans need to be doing. (I'll let you stand IN THE SMOKE as long as you want)

Me - I'll be a good few feet back OUT OF THE SMOKE.

Hit me up with your thoughts..

Hey - I'm not trying to be ALL - I hate you - YOUR A SMOKER.. I feel for you.. EVERYONE SEEMS TO HAVE SOMETHING THAT "HAS THEM" you know.. With me. It's FOOD.

:(

You will never see ME jamming food down your neck... I'm just asking for the same sorta respect.

DEAL EM!

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

kahnawake.com/gamingcommission

Please - ANYONE.. Tell me.

Who are these people and WHY should I trust them?

Who are they accountable to?

OVERSIGHT? Who can I go to "TO KNOW" that I'm getting a fair shake from this gaming commission...

I feel that the cards on FULL TILT poker are anything but random - let time and time again.. people online tell me they ARE in fact "RANDOM"...

A simple question - Who is WATCHING kahnawake gaming commission (http://www.kahnawake.com/gamingcommission/)

How do I know they are NOT a SHAM group?

I can't make the question any more clear.

Who is watching OUT for us.. the POKER PLAYER.. How do we know (as players) we are totally and without question, getting a fair shake as to the RANDOM cards that hit the tables...

I'd love to hear the answers to these questions.. (by TOP pros out there...)

Go ahead.. Take your time...

I'm not going anywhere.

Wow! What a morning

I woke up to a message from JERRY YANG on my MYSPACE page and also got a blast from a poker pal of mine from CANADA...

Hmmmmm... It's going to be a POKER KIND OF DAY FOR ME...


I also woke up with a COLD.. :( The first one of the season.

Friday, October 17, 2008

I spoke out of turn...

This past Thursday - I mentioned a fact that I had very little to do over the weekend(no chores)

Well... It was not exactly true.

Here is yet another hand - where I FLOP a monster and get sucked out on by the DOG. It turns out I "DO IN FACT" still have some chores -

It's a chore - playing good poker online when the DOGS hit every MAJOR hand.

One million years

I could play on Full Tilt poker for a million years and not see a CHECK mark to the good.

I'm told by many of my friends - SAME OUTCOME. THEY GET FED ACTION CARDS - and THE DOGS ALWAYS WIN!

huh????

SUSPECT.

It makes me think - Shouldn't we be winning a few times a year on I DUNNO.. insane "LUCK"? If our GOOD HANDS won't hold.. How come we don't just WIN on PURE LUCK? IN OTHER WORDS - "HAVE A LUCKY **CAN'T LOSE** night? A day where we can't lose..

Years of play - online - it never happens..

Live PLAY - It happens once a month. (and I win in most cases from SOLID position,etc.. play)

I dunno people - Read all my past posts - they go on for over a year and I've been playing for many more on full tilt. (The Screen shots DO NOT lie... IN WITH THE BEST - "LOSER" )

Why?

You can never get ahead. (something is wrong here.. something sticks..)

Patterns happen (hands I see going down)

Dogs (bad hands) win more than lose - SEE IMAGES.

People type in chat to me all the time - "It's random" - They keep defending the site? I know what I'm holding - it's the better hand... 95% of time - Problem is - The BETTER HAND is a TARGET on FULL TILT.

It's some SICK "SUPER SMART" software...

NO - They do not have to give 500,000 players a fair shake. Yes.. It can be BULL SHIT.

To the images. (the SCREEN SHOT images say it all) Game after game - day after day - hour after hour - hand after hand.

JUST TO PROVE MY POINT - I'll Sit through ANYONES game - and we will see same thing..

Here - I take the LEAD - but I know, it's not going to be clean sailing.



I notice that PRO PLAYER is playing - He has a small stack - 3 or 4 K... Why is he playing $5 game? If you know HUCK - you know why...






A small decline in chips




Now - I go back - and Whooooaaaaa! Huck has more than "4" times the chips... I guess the PROS hands HOLD UP on full tilt.





Now - BACK to MY ACTION... Same pattern every game... Build a stack - then hit 73 off for an hour.. Also - of course, if I hit a hand - it will not HOLD.. AK or AQ will NOT hit flop.. Or - others will hit SETS.. (same pattern every game)

Either that or I'm just SUPER DUPER unlucky... (yeah - that's it) I'm THAT UNLUCKY (on FULL TILT)

Down the road - at the live game - my GOOD cards HOLD UP and are NOT always being played up against OTHER POCKET PAIRS and chasers calling hands that ANY ONE with a brain would fold (to a good quality raise)

WHY FOLD HOWEVER - if you KNOW... Full Tilt software LOVES to hand the winner to the DOGS.. (the poor hand)




Hey - look here

I can't even beat the ALL IN MAN for 20 chips! LMAO.




Maybe a mini comeback... ??? Maybe I'll WIN one...

Nah...

It's just part of the BULL SHIT FULL TILT pattern.




Final HAND! I have been taught that it's easier to MAKE the BET then to call the BET... Easier to RAISE than to call a raise.

Well - this does NOT happen online.. (I have no problem with them calling...) I just seem to HAVE A HUGE problem with them ALWAYS HITTING - AND HITTING "3" of a freaking kind.. ALL THE TIME! (YES! Yet another PATTERN on FULL TILT..)

Or - I'm just UNLUCKY...

I think it's more on the line of - I'm being PLAYED by super smart SOFTWARE... (not random) but rather - SOFTWARE with a purpose.. TO rape my of my DEPOSIT.

It's SUSPECT! No matter what you think... If I keep putting up screen shots of the DOGS winning - It has to be AT LEAST! SUSPECT.




Thursday, October 16, 2008

First weekend in a long time...

This weekend I have some chores.. Nothing like my norm insane list however.

I'll be playing poker and a few stones in the WAll. Yes! My stone wall project is almost finished.

I'm pretty much ready to totally JUMP ship from FULL TILT poker.

Either A. I'm the worst player in the world or the SYSTEM they have is designed to skim me of my hard earned cash.

I get in with the best of it time and time again and UNLIKE in live poker play. I lose.. to what I see as VERY (and 2/3 times coming) the LUCKY card hand delivered to the DOG hand.

Full Tilt - I believe - is a SCAM site.

I can't wait to sit one day - at the WSOP (next to Ivey) and tell him so...

Poker stars will be my NEXT shot... and of course - the LIVE games around here.

Hope anyone reading this is getting good cards.. (and they HOLD!)

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

The COMMENTS got to STOP people!

Lol -

I'm typing my thoughts to like 5 readers...

nice.

Beats talking to myself! Not much going on these last couple days.. Too much HOUSE work getting ready for winter.

In a few months we can start to get into some real action!

My buddy CHUNKY is on first place in a league of TEN players (Every Monday night for a year) Hoping to win a seat in next years WSOP.

Good luck CHUNKLES!

How is your game going? Give us a YO from time to time...