Saturday, November 7, 2009

Frustrated fans of poker WSOP 2009 the NOVEMBER NINE - If it's a LIVE tv event - I sure can't find it..

I'm on Twitter (xfilespoker) and all over the web today pulling what little bit of hair I have left, OUT! I'm searching for information on today's big WSOP final table. (November Nine)  I could swear I read somewhere a while back that said today's event was going to be broadcast "live." The World Series of Poker (main event) is the biggest game of the year for poker fans. 

This years event finally gives us MAJOR poker ACTION with a major TV poker PRO - He's short stacked against some really good players. (Players that had months of rest and time to READ UP and study their foes) He does not need any introduction in this blog "for anyone following pro poker."  (For any poker newbies.. His name is IVEY)

ESPN needs to drop back and punt when it comes to covering these events.  I'm scanning my TV guide on DIRECTV and nothing lists until 11pm tonight?  What the hell kind of LIVE action is this?  If this event is happening live and we are all missing it somehow - It's all the fault of the POWERS THAT BE at this years World Series.  Shame on you guys.

HARRAH'S / Rio in Las Vegas has had many years to work out the bugs with these events and yet - every year they drop the ball. This year - sending players AWAY (not enough tables/dealers) I dunno.. Time to hire some new people to run things.  Is this event on TV live?  DOES ANYONE OUT THERE KNOW?

Phil Ivey and some other guys are playing in the BIGGEST poker game of their life - plus, most poker nuts LOVE Ivey. DO YOU KNOW HOW BIG THIS DAY IS TO POKER ESPN/RIO? If Ivey's able to pull this off and SNAG the win - It's huge for HIM/POKER/RIO/ESPN & the other 8 felt masters.  (I'm a fan of Ivey but I put him out 4th or 5th due to the fact that players today's are a smarter bunch)  Let me say it agina..This is huge for the RIO.. (HARRAH'S) It's huge for ESPN!  It's huge for "ME" and countless other poker fans, and the players that are new to poker. Some of us have been in poker since JESUS won the main event... (Jesus - that's a long time ago folks) How can all of the BIG SHOTS mess this UP?  Talk about DONKEYS.  (send me an e-mail and explain please)

How are we ever going to get to the day when PEPSI pays me (whoops I mean US) to play poker on live television if all the REAL POKER fans can't even find the coverage for this, the biggest event in all of poker. (I want to break something! Someone give me something to snap) 

My blog today is due to FRUSTRATION.. I'm frustrated.. My pals that watch poker are Frustrated. My dog Zowie - "The famous poker playing Doberman Pincher" is freaking frustrated. We wait all year for the FINAL TABLE of the WORLD SERIES OF POKER and you can't find out if it's LIVE or NOT (when it's on TV?).... Fans should be able to KNOW (yes or no) if there is coverage of **ANY** WSOP final table event within 2 CLICKS of a mouse.. Internet searches. (look into them WSOP)

Such a BIG deal is made of the NOVEMBER NINE.. and what happens.. they leave us hanging.  This is enough to make even the most seasoned poker pro TILT. 

I'm glad I'm still a year or two away from playing in the series and making the final table..or I'd be ripping all the people on national television for a job NOT WELL DONE. I would not want to do it - but cm-on.. Someone needs a kick in the ass. THIS IS TOO BIG A GAME.

All eyes want to be on Phil Ivey today as well as the other 8 skilled/lucky rounders. Lives are going to change today.. (Poker fans want to see it) Somebody playing in this years NOVEMBER NINE event is going to DISNEY LAND for crying out loud.. "for PLAYING POKER." THEY GET THAT BRACELET!!! Playing a game they/we ALL LOVE.

 The WINNER of this event will go from WHO'S DAT? to ROCK STAR and we can't find it anywhere on the web. Anywhere on our DIRECTV. Ivey even made it on the cover of ESPN magazine this year for crying out loud. That's it - I'm calling VEGAS.  Get Vegas on the line. 

The main man in this event has PRIVATE JETS!  (cough.. Maybe)  We can't SELL THAT VEGAS?

OK - I'm going back to the wsop searches.. If I find information WAY down low in a search engine - I'll let everyone know via TWITTER.. (look me up - come debate pro poker with me "xfilespoker")

If you want to play ME.. "A regular Joe" kinda winning poker player - I play on FULL TILT POKER  I DO NOT have a private jet. (yet)  If you want to join our regular Joe's poker club sign up today (It's free) - X-Files poker forum We have a FREE roll coming up soon. No deposits required.

God - Please let me watch today's game..  (This was for a poker playing friend/writer named Kim) @kimshannon on TWITTER.   

The VOICE of PENNSYLVANIA POKER
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Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Forum @ Xfilespoker.com

8:51am - Just back from taking my little girl to school - what a crisp and sunny fall morning in the Poconos.  Love it!

I just wanted to thank the members of our friendly poker forum - http://www.xfilespoker.net/phpbb for coming back after a long summer break.  I'm working hard to make the site more and more fun each day - and promise BIG changes for the better are on the way.  I'm in study HOURS a day and have found a new teacher that has me reading and reading.

I'm trying to network with poker players with integrity - players who LOVE and RESPECT the game. If you know any? - Can you get them on board...  It's an OPEN forum that asks ANY and ALL topics poker and gambling.

In the coming months you can expect free rolls as the budget allows - as well as new games such as our NEW "HEADS UP" challenge - $2 games on Full Tilt.  Working on building the brackets this month.  I think in time - our free rolls will advance to some pretty big games.  (Maybe this will help some of you build your poker roll)  Get you IN the CASH!

We will starting TUESDAYS with TOM this winter.. Playing in select on line tourneys and ring games that we can later discuss on the forum.

Videos are in the works as well (For newbies) I love talking poker to players new to the game and watching them go from clueless to winning players.  Learn proper poker from the start and join in the poker forum today!  No such thing as a dumb question on xfilespoker.com

If you are NEW to us.. Please sign up today and get to posting poker chat.  Bring friends! 

I had about 3 hours sleep last night - so I'm off to crash and catch an hour of rest before work.  Hope to see everyone on the xfilespoker.com poker forum soon!

Also!  If you are on TWITTER - Please follow "xfilespoker" and start pumping us everyday!  Twitter is really getting the word out there..

Have a great day all.  Hope you flop nothing but quads all day long.

The VOICE of PENNSYLVANIA POKER
MrXfilespoker

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Sunday, November 1, 2009

I'm not buying any of this ONLINE POKER "RANDOM NUMBER GENERATOR BS.." & BUCK ROGERS "Quantum Photon Shufflers"

Today's poker topic kiddies is..

The dreaded "RNG" & a little thing called a  "Quantum Photon Shuffler" 

This Sunday morning..  I was reading my ALL IN poker mag with the sun shining in the window.. doing not much really,  scanning my face-book, twitter (Xfilespoker) while doing my normal sunday thing.. slamming down my 2nd big gulp coffee. Then I got this message on FACE-BOOK - (My face-book gets the most action l8tly for some reason...)

So anyways the message was from an old friend on mine - Poker instructor "AL Spath"  It was a link to a site called Virtue-poker - and since I respect Al - I had to go and take a look. 

For some reason.. my gut tells me something seems way off here (Online poker today) - and hm mm how can I say this.. hm mmmmm..over SOLD maybe?.. I guess? 

No dis-respect towards Al Spath.. (I suggest you learn poker from this man) He only suggested the link.

First off.. Let's break it all down and take a look the name of this site.. "Virtuepoker" - The name itself says - SAFE. BUILT by PEOPLE WHO CARE. 

(Why the need to pump safety & Integrity with an on-line poker site?)  Are poker players unhappy with the OLDER sites? 

I notice.. when I open the Virtuepoker's site that it is a set-up of buttons (links and names of links) that I've seen recently on another new poker site by a different name.. It's very close if not an exact match..  (Forgive me for not knowing the name) but it WAS the same setup....  OK, no biggie.. - This is what we call a "NETWORK of computer poker sites" in the on-line poker world.  Virtuepoker is a SKIN site - I got no problem with that..  But still, something is just not right?

Why is there a need for a lot of the newer names of poker sites to be bundled up and wrapped around  a stamp of being SOLID.. SAFE.. Using words like INTEGRITY & VIRTUE? How many players did online poker rake over the coals the last 10 years?  (I see a shift in marketing)   

Should we expect the book to give us what the cover is selling???... Should we BELIEVE these pitches because of what we read on a few of the poker sites links or in a poker magazine?  Why do these new sites have to OVER SELL these pitches all of a sudden?  Was RNG'S an issue?   (I sure do think so.. and so do many of my pals playing on-line.. There are quite a few that left on-line all together.. In a nut shell... I know with all my heart I'm not alone here)

I've been in sales many years - and I can tell you - there are many times when a salesman can OVERSELL-PUSH and lose customers that they ALREADY HAD in the bag.  It's never a good thing to PUSH too hard.  Better to just show the buffet and let the customer choose what they like.  Quality sure does help as well..  DO WE REALLY HAVE THE BEST and SAFEST POKER WHEN WE PLAY ONLINE?

The big questions I'll ask you to answer today is..

DO WE (Should we) BELIEVE WHAT WE READ ABOUT A POKER WEB SITES SECURITY and RNG to be 100% true?  If the site SAYS they have "INTEGRITY" - Should we just believe this as FACT?  (I'd like to see time and time again what a poker site is doing to give me a fair shot at winning.. To date - I don't think any these sites prove to us that we are getting a REAL RANDOM SET OF CARDS.. I'm not sure from talking to some computer nuts that TRUE RANDOM by a computer can ever be had... 

I've seen too many KEY hand situations where LONG SHOTS.. crush quality cards and even more.. QUALITY PLAY.. I've seen this with various accounts. Mine, friends.. People I've railed/teach etc.. etc..)

Enough of my babble..

Let's look into the Virtue poker sites "INTEGRITY" link - the pop down menu gives you an option to see what their RNG is all about .. (It's the best!)  Is it?  I dunno.. Maybe.. It would be fantastic to KNOW that we as players are getting TRUE RANDOM.  WHY the really fancy word OVER SELL??.. If ever I've seen an oversell like the 20 year old salesman at the car lot.. This is it!  OK - enough of my thoughts..  YOU MAKE UP YOUR OWN MIND... This is how the powers that be explain their RNG.

Virtuepoker's Real Random Card Shuffler

 

We're convinced that our card shuffling system is the best one out there. In fact, we're so convinced that we built an on-line poker room around it.
Our "Quantum Photon Shuffler" is essentially an unpredictable, scientifically- proven quantum-mechanical process inside a special, impregnable, 'hack-proof' "black box".
All on-line casinos use an RNG, but not all RNG'S are the same. Of course, for security reasons, we can't tell you exactly how ours works; but we can give you an idea: 
  1. At the start of every game, the table asks for a freshly shuffled deck.
  2. The Shuffler requests a clean set of random data from the RNG.
  3. The RNG generates purely random data using the simple yet highly reliable and secure mathematical representation of the statistically random behavior of photons (particles of light) when fired through a half-mirror - or a mirror which allows only 50% of all light to be reflected while the other 50% passes through. As it is impossible to tell whether a photon will pass through or be reflected, the resulting data is a totally random string of ones and zeros, or binary code.
  4. Just to be sure, the Shuffler monitors the output of the RNG for randomness.
  5. If the data is clean, the string of code is translated into a freshly shuffled deck.
  6. This process is repeated again on the shuffled deck - i.e. a double shuffle.
  7. The cards are then sent along a secure, encrypted line to the table - a freshly double-shuffled deck.
  8. Before each card is dealt out, a re-shuffle of the remaining cards takes place. This means that each dealt card has been randomly drawn from a freshly reshuffled deck, each and every time.
  9. And so on, until the game is over and the next one begins. This process of continuous shuffling is a measure of added protection to ensure the highest level of randomness and security that can be obtained.
A unique system:
  • It is impossible for player actions to influence the cards.
  • It is impossible to predict future cards.
  • As all the shuffled data is sent along a secure, encrypted line, it is impossible to intercept card data
  • Hole cards are only visible to the players that hold them. Even our floor manager cannot see what you are holding until the game is finished.
  • The design is simple and therefore fail-safe.
  • The "black box" shuffler is itself set within a totally secure system.
    • The only thing which can enter our shuffler is a secure, coded request for a freshly shuffled deck of cards.
    • The only thing which can come out of our shuffler is a shuffled deck of cards.

Virtuepoker works hard to give you the peace of mind you deserve - so you can concentrate on your game. "

OK.. back to my thoughts.. (This next line I think isssss a MAJOR over sell)

"Quantum Photon Shuffler" is essentially an unpredictable, scientifically- proven quantum-mechanical process inside a special, impregnable, 'hack-proof' "black box".
All on-line casinos use an RNG, but not all RNG'S are the same. Of course, for security reasons, we can't tell you exactly how ours works; but we can give you an idea: "

Remember the WIZARD OF OZ?  Something tells me there is a man behind the big emerald crystal wall... Pushing our buttons with BULL SHIT.  a "Quantum Photon Shuffler"  - BEEAAAMMMM ME UP SCOTTY!  Somebody Quick.. get me a real deck of cards.  Pennsylvania!  Please RUSH and bring me LIVE casino poker.. "Quantum Photon Shuffler" - Like they say on Saturday night live.. REALLLLLlllllllyyyy?  LOL!!!

"The "black box" shuffler is itself set within a totally secure system." 

Yeah... there is a system in place alright.. and my gut tells me it's a very complex system of BALONEY.  It's a good thing for us rounders however that these virtuous people have our backs.. so when our stack of CHIPS.. (REAL CASH) crashes and burns.. at least they have a "BLACK BOX" - We have a NEW system to blame.. GOD DARN "Quantum Photon Shuffler" 

I'm not a fan of current RNG's or these NEW "Quantum Photon Shufflers"  I'm told by many that the cards we all receive on-line are really random..  I'm simply NOT BUYING IT.  If this is so... Why the OVER SELL? ("Quantum Photon Shuffler" - PPAAA LLLLLEEEAAASSS EEEEEE!) Why a need to sell like this at all??? Would not a product like a REAL DEAL POKER system from a "real deck of cards".. sell itself?  I think if anyone ever comes up with a REAL DEAL POKER system - Ads won't even be needed - The news of a real deck of cards will spread like the H1N1 virus..  Killing all these older systems or at least - making them change the current SYSTEMS.

While I'm on a steam roller - I'll add.. It might be possible that some players are playing on ONE legit system while another is playing a not so legit/fair system.  (we have to at least ask these questions)  Don't be mindless on-line poker zombies.

Integrity - That's a major word.  We would expect quality cards to hold up and win even after the turn and river card.  At least the majority of the time.. 

Hell - The RNG pitch is so good at Virtuepoker that even I might have to try this (new) site..  WAITE..  HOLD ON... EXCEPT ONE THING (I have this feeling I'm being oversold and possibly even ripped off by yet another used car lot salesman)  I'd like to know WHY a site like this felt the need to BUILD a new site around this new magic black box?  What was wrong with the RNG's that have been out there all these years?  Huh?  ANYBODY?

You can disagree with me.. but at least THINK ABOUT ALL THIS..

Of course poker players - I could be wrong... but I really doubt it.

The VOICE of PENNSYLVANIA POKER
MrXfilespoker

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