'The FIX is so simple it's funny actually (If a programmer could make it happen)
HERE IS MY "Fvk U PLAN" to BIG ONLINE POKER COMPANIES!
.. WE WANT FAIR POKER ONLINE! WE WANT AND NEED TO BE ASSURED DAILY WE ARE GETTING A FAIR SHAKE!!! (We as players deserve it!!!)
DO IT! OR WE as PLAYERS UNLEASH THIS NEW PRODUCT... (SMALLER PRIVATE ONLINE CLUBS IF YOU WILL....)
Here is what we need to do people! (If you're not a real fan of poker - just stop reading now) You actually have to give a shit about the game - to "get it" and you have to have integrity as well.. (some of you can now look away, with your heads down low)
First! Make sure the members of THE NEW IMPROVED online poker site can TRUST the people running the game.. In real life - It would be explained like this - (Yo MIKE.. I like to play in the game BUBBA runs - you know BEHIND the BOWLING ALLEY.... Yeah! Me too! His game is FAIR and the POTS ARE HUGE.. Such FISH go there too! Bubba is a COOL GUY and he is good man..... HE RUNS A FAIR GAME and KNOWS POKER!) I know - you're thinking - THIS WILL NEVER HAPPEN.... (Give me and others time)
NOW - DO the SAME thing, create an HONEST GAME ONLINE! With a guy like BUBBA! (ME for example.... SHOCKING!!! MAYBE??? Yes, but only because you drink the ONLINE POKER KOOLAID - lol - for a bit too long now) - Use VIDEO and an OUTSIDE SECURITY FIRM (That the members "choose" via vote.. If they don't like current security OR pit boss - VOTE THEM OUT!)
THE SITE of the FUTURE then VIDEO TAPES a PIT BOSS, DEALER and a THIRD PARTY (SECURITY FIRM) actually DEALING CARDS OUT SOMEHOW.. LIVE. On camera.. ON THE GREEN FELT... Of course - it will get tricky - with the ENTRY of the seats being required.. (but it could be done)
With a "SOMEONE WATCHING SOMEONE ELSE security game.. just like VEGAS casinos BTW" (Eye in sky is watching pit boss, pit boss watching dealer - security watching PIT BOSS, etc) - I'm sure it can be done... AND this will assure the online player - IT's as close to REAL LIFE as possible - (Fuck the RNG in other words) GET RID OF IT! DEAL EM - LIVE!
This might be too confusing to some - becasue of my LAME writing skills.. (sorry is so)
THE PLAN -
You have a LIVE person shuffle and DEAL a round of cards to a REAL TABLE - (Just like in VEGAS - LIVE GAMES) **(ON VIDEO)** A PIT BOSS IS WATCHING.. and maybe LOGGING in the hands - (In other words - DELIVERING THEM to the players ONLINE - AK goes to seat one, etc) Then the REST of hand is DEALT
HERE IS MY "Fvk U PLAN" to BIG ONLINE POKER COMPANIES!
.. WE WANT FAIR POKER ONLINE! WE WANT AND NEED TO BE ASSURED DAILY WE ARE GETTING A FAIR SHAKE!!! (We as players deserve it!!!)DO IT! OR WE as PLAYERS UNLEASH THIS NEW PRODUCT... (SMALLER PRIVATE ONLINE CLUBS IF YOU WILL....)
Here is what we need to do people! (If you're not a real fan of poker - just stop reading now) You actually have to give a shit about the game - to "get it" and you have to have integrity as well.. (some of you can now look away, with your heads down low)
First! Make sure the members of THE NEW IMPROVED online poker site can TRUST the people running the game.. In real life - It would be explained like this - (Yo MIKE.. I like to play in the game BUBBA runs - you know BEHIND the BOWLING ALLEY.... Yeah! Me too! His game is FAIR and the POTS ARE HUGE.. Such FISH go there too! Bubba is a COOL GUY and he is good man..... HE RUNS A FAIR GAME and KNOWS POKER!) I know - you're thinking - THIS WILL NEVER HAPPEN.... (Give me and others time)
NOW - DO the SAME thing, create an HONEST GAME ONLINE! With a guy like BUBBA! (ME for example.... SHOCKING!!! MAYBE??? Yes, but only because you drink the ONLINE POKER KOOLAID - lol - for a bit too long now) - Use VIDEO and an OUTSIDE SECURITY FIRM (That the members "choose" via vote.. If they don't like current security OR pit boss - VOTE THEM OUT!)
THE SITE of the FUTURE then VIDEO TAPES a PIT BOSS, DEALER and a THIRD PARTY (SECURITY FIRM) actually DEALING CARDS OUT SOMEHOW.. LIVE. On camera.. ON THE GREEN FELT... Of course - it will get tricky - with the ENTRY of the seats being required.. (but it could be done)
With a "SOMEONE WATCHING SOMEONE ELSE security game.. just like VEGAS casinos BTW" (Eye in sky is watching pit boss, pit boss watching dealer - security watching PIT BOSS, etc) - I'm sure it can be done... AND this will assure the online player - IT's as close to REAL LIFE as possible - (Fuck the RNG in other words) GET RID OF IT! DEAL EM - LIVE!
This might be too confusing to some - becasue of my LAME writing skills.. (sorry is so)
THE PLAN -
You have a LIVE person shuffle and DEAL a round of cards to a REAL TABLE - (Just like in VEGAS - LIVE GAMES) **(ON VIDEO)** A PIT BOSS IS WATCHING.. and maybe LOGGING in the hands - (In other words - DELIVERING THEM to the players ONLINE - AK goes to seat one, etc) Then the REST of hand is DEALT
out on video (the whole process , on multi videos even) and then the program does the rest - (BETTING AND POT SPLITTING, CASHIER.. ETC - SAME AS WHAT WE ARE USED TO ONLINE)
**EXCEPT **
The players FOLLOW the action of the FLOP TURN AND RIVER via what comes up in a LIVE DEAL... (Video shows the table (CARDS) on your computer screen.. in REAL TIME)
A REAL HUMAN DEALER WITH A REAL SKILL FOR DEALING - ripple riffle (whatever it is) shuffle kind of dealer- (With CUT CARDS, BURN CARDS - ETC) NO DIGITAL FLOPS! (FUK THE RNG!) - YOU SEE THE FLOP ON VIDEO - YOU BET! - YOU SEE THE TURN - YOU BET.. REAL ACTION! HUGE POTS! A FEELING LIKE - HOLY SHIT! I CAN BLUFF AND KNOW THAT THE RNG DID NOT make action happen - by delivering action cards! YOU GET WHAT YOU GET - JUST LIKE IN VEGAS or ATLANTIC CITY!
OK - Well it might not be easy.. BUT - I KNOW IT CAN BE DONE!!!
I'll run the GAME too - (Why should I not be able to do so) If I prove to MY members of MY site - that the PLAY is fair - and THEY actually SEE that QUALITY players win more - I think it would be a huge hit!
I'd like a thousand SMALL sites - so I could CHOOSE who I play with and WHERE I play..
I'd rather play on a site - with 100 players (and risk a time with NO action) to GET this FAIR game of poker - ONLINE! (Omg - Just the thought has me feeling ill)
(It would go down like this - WOW! Did you play at TOMS online game - MAN - was it REAL! I won 400 last night! OMG - REALLY! Yes - At TOM'S ONLINE game - PEOPLE ACTUALLY WIN!!! QUALITY HANDS HOLD UP! and Tom's FAVE! Some hands CHECK DOWN even.. Some nights have NO action.. Some nights are BORING! In other words - REAL POKER! Plus.. Did you get a LOAD of that DEALER! **WHAT A HUNK!** **WHAT A HOTTIE!** and... he or SHE was so FUNNY and NICE! The PIT boss was FUNNY TOO! HE actually sent me FREE tickets to a concert for playing ALL year at his site..)
OK - JUST breath! I know you're ON the FLOOR - I "KNOW" you just passed out! (THIS IS MIND BENDING THINKING! THIS IS LOGIC!!!) Logic hurts at times... THE TRUTH is HARD FOR SOME PEOPLE to FACE. I think that WE CAN HAVE THIS ONLINE! IF players BAND TOGETHER!!!! PLAYERS THAT CARE ABOUT AND LOVE the PURE raw GAME!!!
PLUS - It would take the GAME to a whole new level - (maybe players seeing and taunting players via VIDEO) WHAT FUN THAT WOULD BE!
Not sure if SPEEDS of Internet and most HOME computers would be fast enough (bandwidth) etc.. but IT would be SO cool!
TO GET THERE - WE MUST STOP thinking BIG! And go BACK to OLD SCHOOL! Plus - FULL TILT - CAN STAY! PEOPLE LOVE THE DEEPS FIELDS!!! But they would HAVE to ADDRESS the BAD BEAT - every night - every session thing - a little more. (How about that! Crazy huh!)
Think about it!
HAPPY EASTER!
WE CAN DREAM! OR WE CAN MAKE IT HAPPEN!!!!
I'll be happy to run a TEST game - if I can get help with the right programmers - I have the dealers - (cute and smart) READY to go - AND - I own a STUDIO (did I mention that?)
YOUR WELCOME EVERYONE! I DON'T DO IT FOR MONEY (I'm a business man so I'll takes u money..)
I do this becasue I LOVE the GAME! It's like WAR poker - I'll take a beating NO PROBLEM - I just don't want to be CHEATED. I want to KNOW I'm not being cheated online! (Can U really say for sure - UR not being cheated with online play?) Let me answer for you here - NO you can't! Some can say you are not being cheated... BUT for me and countless OTHER players (quality players) WE WANT MORE... than just lame - non backed up statements of POKER ONLINE is FAIR and MORE HANDS per hour = more BAD BEATS! (Please - LET THAT ONE DIE ALREADY - It did not make sense 5 years ago and it still makes no sense today..)
MORE HANDS PER HOUR DOES NOT GIVE ONLINE SITES THE RIGHT TO SCEW THE MATH!..
Screw em - Lets set this system up and TAKE MATTERS into our own hands..
Who wants to play in MY game?
LETS HEAR IT! (Both sides of the argument are WELCOME)
dwyertj@hotmail.com or post here on the blog.
P.S. - I already have a plan for the data entry - to the players - to avoid someone feeding wrong info of the live hand.. ANYTHING I'M MISSING.. Just say YO!
**EXCEPT **
The players FOLLOW the action of the FLOP TURN AND RIVER via what comes up in a LIVE DEAL... (Video shows the table (CARDS) on your computer screen.. in REAL TIME)
A REAL HUMAN DEALER WITH A REAL SKILL FOR DEALING - ripple riffle (whatever it is) shuffle kind of dealer- (With CUT CARDS, BURN CARDS - ETC) NO DIGITAL FLOPS! (FUK THE RNG!) - YOU SEE THE FLOP ON VIDEO - YOU BET! - YOU SEE THE TURN - YOU BET.. REAL ACTION! HUGE POTS! A FEELING LIKE - HOLY SHIT! I CAN BLUFF AND KNOW THAT THE RNG DID NOT make action happen - by delivering action cards! YOU GET WHAT YOU GET - JUST LIKE IN VEGAS or ATLANTIC CITY!
OK - Well it might not be easy.. BUT - I KNOW IT CAN BE DONE!!!
I'll run the GAME too - (Why should I not be able to do so) If I prove to MY members of MY site - that the PLAY is fair - and THEY actually SEE that QUALITY players win more - I think it would be a huge hit!
I'd like a thousand SMALL sites - so I could CHOOSE who I play with and WHERE I play..
I'd rather play on a site - with 100 players (and risk a time with NO action) to GET this FAIR game of poker - ONLINE! (Omg - Just the thought has me feeling ill)
(It would go down like this - WOW! Did you play at TOMS online game - MAN - was it REAL! I won 400 last night! OMG - REALLY! Yes - At TOM'S ONLINE game - PEOPLE ACTUALLY WIN!!! QUALITY HANDS HOLD UP! and Tom's FAVE! Some hands CHECK DOWN even.. Some nights have NO action.. Some nights are BORING! In other words - REAL POKER! Plus.. Did you get a LOAD of that DEALER! **WHAT A HUNK!** **WHAT A HOTTIE!** and... he or SHE was so FUNNY and NICE! The PIT boss was FUNNY TOO! HE actually sent me FREE tickets to a concert for playing ALL year at his site..)
OK - JUST breath! I know you're ON the FLOOR - I "KNOW" you just passed out! (THIS IS MIND BENDING THINKING! THIS IS LOGIC!!!) Logic hurts at times... THE TRUTH is HARD FOR SOME PEOPLE to FACE. I think that WE CAN HAVE THIS ONLINE! IF players BAND TOGETHER!!!! PLAYERS THAT CARE ABOUT AND LOVE the PURE raw GAME!!!
PLUS - It would take the GAME to a whole new level - (maybe players seeing and taunting players via VIDEO) WHAT FUN THAT WOULD BE!
Not sure if SPEEDS of Internet and most HOME computers would be fast enough (bandwidth) etc.. but IT would be SO cool!
TO GET THERE - WE MUST STOP thinking BIG! And go BACK to OLD SCHOOL! Plus - FULL TILT - CAN STAY! PEOPLE LOVE THE DEEPS FIELDS!!! But they would HAVE to ADDRESS the BAD BEAT - every night - every session thing - a little more. (How about that! Crazy huh!)
Think about it!
HAPPY EASTER!
WE CAN DREAM! OR WE CAN MAKE IT HAPPEN!!!!
I'll be happy to run a TEST game - if I can get help with the right programmers - I have the dealers - (cute and smart) READY to go - AND - I own a STUDIO (did I mention that?)
YOUR WELCOME EVERYONE! I DON'T DO IT FOR MONEY (I'm a business man so I'll takes u money..)
I do this becasue I LOVE the GAME! It's like WAR poker - I'll take a beating NO PROBLEM - I just don't want to be CHEATED. I want to KNOW I'm not being cheated online! (Can U really say for sure - UR not being cheated with online play?) Let me answer for you here - NO you can't! Some can say you are not being cheated... BUT for me and countless OTHER players (quality players) WE WANT MORE... than just lame - non backed up statements of POKER ONLINE is FAIR and MORE HANDS per hour = more BAD BEATS! (Please - LET THAT ONE DIE ALREADY - It did not make sense 5 years ago and it still makes no sense today..)MORE HANDS PER HOUR DOES NOT GIVE ONLINE SITES THE RIGHT TO SCEW THE MATH!..
Screw em - Lets set this system up and TAKE MATTERS into our own hands..
Who wants to play in MY game?
LETS HEAR IT! (Both sides of the argument are WELCOME)
dwyertj@hotmail.com or post here on the blog.
P.S. - I already have a plan for the data entry - to the players - to avoid someone feeding wrong info of the live hand.. ANYTHING I'M MISSING.. Just say YO!
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